Pay In A Different Coin

Blind Take-OFF​

... The passengers look at each other in disbelief. The flight attendant gets on the PAS and says, "Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the captain is legally blind, but rest assured, he's one of the best pilots in the world with over 6,000 successful flights."

Next, the co-pilot makes his way to the plane. He's also blind and he uses his walking stick to make it to the cabin. The flight attendant then says, "Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the co-pilot is also blind, but rest assured, he is the second best pilot in the world with over 5,000 successful flights."

At this point the plane begins to take off on the runway it gains speed and the passengers grow tenser. The plane keeps accelerating faster and faster and as it approaches the end of the runway, it still hasn't left the ground.

The plane is approaching the end of the runway at a really high speed and the passengers start to scream, "Oh my god oh my god we're all going to die!"

Suddenly the plane takes off and begins its ascent.

The pilot turns to the co-pilot and says, "The day they stop screaming we're screwed."

 

FARMER & A POLITICIAN​

A politician was scheduled to give a speech in a remote village. After traveling 300 kilometers over broken and bumpy roads, he reached the venue only to find that there was just one farmer sitting there to listen to him.

Seeing only one person, the politician was deeply disappointed. In a dejected tone, he said, "Brother, you are the only one here. I don't understand whether I should give the speech or not?"

The farmer replied, "Sir, I have twenty (20) donkeys at my home. If I go to feed them and find that only one donkey is there while the others have run away, would I refuse to feed that one donkey too? Would I let him starve just because he is alone?"

The politician was highly impressed by the farmer’s logic. Feeling motivated, he went up to the podium and delivered a passionate, high-energy speech for two (2) full hours—just for that one farmer.

After finishing the speech, he walked down directly to the farmer and asked proudly, "I really liked your donkey example! Now, tell me, how did you like my speech?"

The farmer replied calmly, "Sir, the absence of nineteen (19) donkeys doesn't mean that you should dump the fodder meant for twenty (20) donkeys in front of just one...!!!"