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The CEO of a large company used to take pride in the human resources development of his subordinates.
One day he was speaking to his management team on sense of responsibility.
He posed a question... "Tell me, Sleeping with my Wife is my Duty or Responsibility ?"
There was a pin drop silence.
After few moments a yougster said,
"Sir, It's your duty".
Why ? asked the CEO.
Because, "If it were a responsibility, you would have definitely passed it on to one of us."
Churchill & his wifeClementine, Sir Winston's wife, was talking to a street sweeper for a while. "What did you talk about for so long?" asked Sir Winston.
She smiled, "Many years ago he was madly in love with me."
Churchill smiled ironically, "So you could have been the wife of a street sweeper today. "
′′Oh no, my love ", Clementine replied, "If I had married him, he would have been the prime minister today.
Brilliant LawyerIt's not necessary to lie, one only has to choose the right words...
and how half-truth is presented to us by TV News Channels - read below:
THYAGU - a lawyer, who had a wife and dozen children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home.
But Thyagu was having a lot of difficulty in finding a new house. When Thyagu mentioned that he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children would destroy peace of the place & house too.
Thyagu couldn't say he had no children, because he couldn't lie. You all know lawyers cannot and do not lie.
So, Thyagu sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids. He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent.
Thyagu loved one of the homes and the price was right -- the agent asked, "How many children do you have?”
He answered: "Twelve."
The agent asked, "Where are the others?"
The lawyer, with his best deadpan face look sad answered “They're in the cemetery with their mother!"
He got the house.
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A beggar came home asking for food. I told him to come around to the back door and asked him to sit on the floor while I went in to bring the leftover food. I brought him food and said, let’s pray. Now repeat after me “Our Father in Heaven” He said “Your Father in Heaven”. I said, “No Our Father in Heaven” He again said, “Your Father in Heaven” ! This irritated me I asked why do you say ‘Your Father’ when I say ‘Our Father”? He said Sir, it’s like this, If I say Our Father, then we both become brothers. If we are brothers, you would invite me in through the front door and not the back; you would ask me to sit at your dining table; you would also not give me leftover food! Sir, somehow it is not possible that we are not the sons of the same father. He may be your Father, but he can’t be OUR father!
It took a beggar to teach him some truth.
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