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pappu

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by anu9, Apr 16, 2007.

  1. anu9

    anu9 New IL'ite

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    TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
    PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
    TEACHER : What are you talking about?
    PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
    TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America .
    PAPPU : Here it is!
    TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?
    CLASS : PAPPU!
    TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
    PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"

    TEACHER : No, that's wrong
    PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

    TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
    PAPPU : I is...
    TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."

    PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
    TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE? "
    PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
    TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
    but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
    him?"
    PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

    PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ?
    FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
    PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
    TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

    TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
    PAPPU:
    No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
    TEACHER : PAPPU, your com position on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
    PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

    TEACHER : What do

    you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    PAPPU: A teacher
     
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  2. rajmiarun

    rajmiarun Gold IL'ite

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    Anu, Anu good one cant stop laughing Keep Posting:rotfl
     
  3. ramya_psk

    ramya_psk Senior IL'ite

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  4. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahahaha,had a hearty laugh:mrgreen:
     

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