Pakistani Maths Question Paper...

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    i) Students found copying will be shot on the spot.
    ii) Any student coming late after 10 minutes after the exam starts will
    be forced to join Al Qayda group .
    iii) Ak 47 -s and Grenades are not allowed in the exam hall.

    Students may keep their Daggers,Revolvers and pack of
    anthrax bombs only for self defense.

    Subject:Mathematics Exam Time 3 hours Full Marks 100

    All questions are compulsory.

    1. Abdul was sent to jail for murder. He has 7 wifes in his house.
    Abdul distributed money to his wives in such a proportion that the youngest
    and most recent wife receives maximum and oldest wife gets minimum, and
    each wife gets double of her former competitor. Abdul has 1700 Rupaye
    left in his house. Abdul's oldest wife needs atleast 25 Rupaye per
    month. Find out the time when Abdul will have to break Jail to come out and
    earn money so that his wives do not starve.

    2. Karim is a Drug seller. Prices per gram of Marihuana,hasis, haroine
    and LHD s are 50, 60,70,80 Rupaye respectively. Karim offers a discount
    of Rupaye 20 for his buyers who buys more than 50 grams of drug. If
    Rahim , a buyer gets Rupaye 37 discount , find out the grams of LHD he

    3. Imran tampers the ball thrice per over. He deforms the ball .02% of
    its original shape each time . Find the percentage deformation the ball
    due to tampering in a one day series against India in which Imran
    balled 9.3 overs.

    4. Mohammed has a Company named Al Allah Kidnapping & Murder Private
    Limited. He has to threat 10 people per day over Telephone. 40% of the
    people he threats are cinema stars in Mumbai, 30% are Businessman in
    Delhi, 20% are Cricket Players in Madrass and 10% are shopkeepres in
    Calcutta . IF ISD charges are rupaye 15, 25, 40, 50 per minute from
    Mohammed's city Islamabad to Bombay, Delhi, Calcutta and Madrass respectively
    and he gets a Telephone bill of 10,230 Rupaya in a month. Find out The No
    of Cinema stars in Mumbai , threatend in that particular month.

    5. A terrorist group has to provide one Ak AK 49,one Rocket
    Launcher, 50 Grenades and one pack of RDX to its Ron roots for training
    .One AK 47 costs
    100$; One Ak 49 costs 150 $ ,A Bazuka rocket Launcher costs 250 $ ,
    grenade is 3 $ each , a pack of Rdx Bomb attached with remote Control is
    500 $. The
    terrorist group admitts 2000 new people every year out of which 30 %
    are court-martialed . Find the amt of Foreign Money Pakistan Govt has to
    provide each year to run such a group.

    6). If stabilty of democratic Govt. in pakistan is given by the
    following equation X exp3 +X exp2 -16 = i ; Find out x.

    7) Probaliblity of a Pakistani prime minister to be shot is 78
    %.Probabilty of a Military general to be shot is 80 % . FInd the joint
    probability of a Prime minister to be shot who is also a Military general.

    8) Find out geometrically the area of Paktunistaan using PI Theorem
    with Osama Bin Ladens Correction (That is taking the value of PI = 786
    instead of 3.14....), if Paktunistaan is taken as a heptagone.

    9) A 'GHAURI' missile tries to fly from Drass to Kargil which is not
    too far from Drass (say 100 miles) and is exactly to the East of Drass .
    The wind is
    blowing from the South and the speed of the wind is exactly equal to
    the speed of the airplane. (The speed of the airplane is measured with
    respect to the air!)
    The pilot decides to steer straight to Kargil all the time during the
    flight. Will the airplane ever reach Kargil ?

    What if the speed of the wind is k times the speed of the
    airplane,where k is a positive number (can be greater or less than 1)? Try to sketch
    the trajectory
    of the airplane (with respect to the ground, of course) in each of the
    three cases: k=1, k1 and k<1.

    10) Briefly discuss the Unsolved problem of "Bisection of a Trinagle"
    with a Compass and an unmarked ruler if the triangle is named as KASHMIR.<!-- google_ad_section_end -->

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