Pakistani and Indian Man (With Due repsect to both) An Indian man is having breakfast one morning; coffee,croissants, bread, butter & jam when a Pakistani man, chewing chewing gum, sits down next to him... The Indian ignores the Pakistani who, nevertheless, starts a Conversation: Pakistani: "You Indian folks eat the whole bread??" Indian: (in a bad mood): "Of course." Pakistani: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Pakistan, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to India." The Pakistani has a smirk on his face. The Indian listens in silence. The Pakistani Persists "Do you eat jam with the bread??" Indian: "Of Course." Pakistani: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In Pakistan we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to India". The Indian then asks: "Do you have sex in Pakistan?" Pakistani : "Why of course we do", the Indian says with a big smirk. Indian: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" Pakistani: "We throw them away, of course." Indian: "We don't. In India, we put them in a container, Recycle them, melt them down into Chewing gum and sell them to Pakistan"