Oye Sardar jee..

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  1. Reenae

    Reenae Bronze IL'ite

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    Santa and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Patiyala to New Delhi. The lawyer asks if he would like to play a fun game. Santa, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me fifty rupees, and vice versa."

    Again, Santa declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me Rs. 50, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you Rs. 5000."

    This catches Santa's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

    Santa doesn't say a word, reaches into his purse, pulls out a Rs. 50 bill, and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn." Santa asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes back with four legs?"

    The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references ... no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress ... no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail. After an hour, he wakes Santa and hands him Rs. 5000. Santa thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, stirs Santa and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

    Without a word, Santa reaches into his purse, hands the lawyer Rs. 50, and goes back to sleep. And you thought Sardars were dumb!!
     
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  2. rikki2075

    rikki2075 Guest

    GR8 ans 2 all.gud 1:thumbsup
     
  3. Cutepavi

    Cutepavi Silver IL'ite

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    hey.. that was an intelligent sardar!!!
     
  4. manjulats

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    My God...Sardar!!!!!!!!!:)
     
  5. dipti255503

    dipti255503 New IL'ite

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    Ohhhhhhhhhhhh now we must stop laughing @ poor sardarji's joke:)
     
  6. hemadurga

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    smart sardar !!Big Laugh
     
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