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our santa again

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by kswati, Dec 26, 2007.

  1. kswati

    kswati New IL'ite

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    Award winning joke in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">London</st1:City></st1:place>



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    Banta Singh walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer
    and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in
    turn.






    When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more.
    The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the
    glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."






    Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
    Dubai , the other in Canada and I ' m here in London .






    When they left home, we promised that we ' ll drink this way to remember
    the days when we drank together.




    The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.






    Banta Singh became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
    He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn.






    One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars
    notice and fall silent.







    When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,"
    I don ' t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere
    condolences on your great loss. "






    Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, then he laughs .... "Oh, no,"
    he, said, "Everyone ' s fine - both my brothers are alive" .







    " The only thing is










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    I just quit drinking"!!!


     
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    Nice one after quiting he is drinking for his brothers................
     
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    Hai Swati,
    Nice one.
     
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    Bhai ho to aisa....
     
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