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Our new secretary's resume

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by skavithajaya, Feb 24, 2010.

  1. skavithajaya

    skavithajaya Senior IL'ite

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    OUR NEW SECRETARY'S RESUME

    Deer Sir,

    I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

    I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me belly well.

    I'm lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

    I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

    I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. . . hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

    Sinseerly,
    Peggy May Starlings


    PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.



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    Employer's reply......



    Dear Peggy,

    It's OK honey, we've got spell check.....

    Welcome onboard!!

     
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