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Our Chemical Makeup-man & Woman

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Meenaneelakantan, Oct 26, 2007.

  1. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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    Element Name:
    WOMAN

    Symbol: Wo

    Atomic Weight: Don't even go there!!

    Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

    Chemical Properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

    Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

    Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
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    Element Name:
    MAN

    Symbol: Xy

    Atomic Weight: 180 +/- 50

    Physical Properties: Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find pure sample.

    Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element: child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

    Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

    Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
     
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  2. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hi MEENANEELAKANTAN,

    Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

    Please replace 'None Known' with 'MOM KNOWN'


    ~Punitha
     
  3. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi puni,

    "MOM KNOWN", sounds really better..and it fits exactly in dat place..

    MEENA
     
  4. RamyaVaradharajan

    RamyaVaradharajan Bronze IL'ite

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    Hearty afternoon Meenakshi,

    Have gone through that in one of my mails. We can accept few for fun-sake. Don't you feel so?

    "Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen." "Specimen" do we call our own community??

    Do ponder on!

    Regards
     
  5. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi

    yes..that post is for fun-sake..
    SPECIMEN is a biological term, rite?? [​IMG]
    I guess Specimen r used in experiments to get some desired or unexpected results..
    But regadless of whether it is an expected or an unexpected one, it paves way for the experimenter to learn appropriate n significant lessons..
    So y do v not take it in dis sense?? Women as specimen..Men as experimenters..n how much ever v r being put under pressure n stress experiments, they r the ones who learn lessons at the end..rite?

    Is this not true??

    Regards,
    Meena.
     
  6. RamyaVaradharajan

    RamyaVaradharajan Bronze IL'ite

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    Hello Meenakshi!

    Well said:) Ya, i truly agree with your view point! But still, somewhere the word "specimen" kindles my own self. Probably i need to do a bit of introspection on the same:)

    Regards
     

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