Our manager asked one of our staff,Mr.S.Gopalan, (instead of Mr.K.Gopal, another staff, who is in charge of statements), "See Gopal, I have received the reminder today for the H.O. statement, it is very very urgent. Have you not yet prepared it?" S.Gopalan, in a very cool tone replied, " You are putting a right question to a wrong person sir." Recently I heard a doctor explaining the functions of the left and right parts of our brain; she quoted what people said about a dictator, humourously,that there was nothing left in the right half and nothing right in the left half of his brain. Please try to quote or give your own sentences like the above having opposite words in the same sentence.