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Opening Batsman

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jaishree9, Dec 6, 2007.

  1. jaishree9

    jaishree9 Silver IL'ite

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    Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 75 and 80 years
    old, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket,
    like they do every day.Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you think
    there's cricket in heaven?" Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and
    replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and
    tell you if there's cricket in heaven, and if you die first, you do the
    same."They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Sachin passes on.
    One day soon afterward, Ganguly is sitting there feeding the pigeons by
    himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sourav... Sourav!" Ganguly responds,
    "Sachin! Is that you?" "Yes it is, Sourav," whispers Sachin's ghost.
    Ganguly, still amazed, asks, "So, is there cricket in heaven?" "Well," says
    Sachin, "I've got good news and bad news." "Gimme the good news first," says
    Ganguly. Sachin says, "Well... there is cricket in heaven." Ganguly says,
    "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?" Sachin sighs
    and whispers, "You're going to be the opening batsmen on Friday." :welcome

     
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