A young Indian guy from Gujarat (they're called Gujus)) moves to <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comffice:smarttags" /><st1:State w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">California</st1lace></st1:State> and goes to a big department shopping complex looking for a job. The Manager asks: "Do you have any sales experience?" The Gujju says: "Sir, I was a salesman back home in <st1:City w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">Surat</st1lace></st1:City>." Well, the boss liked the Indian so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down ."How many sales did you make today?" Guju says: "Sir, Just ONE sale." The boss says: "Just one? No! No! No! You see here our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day." If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale. By the way, how much was the sale for?" Guju says: "$ 101, 237.64" Boss says: " $ 101,237.64? What the hell did you sell?" Guju says: Sir,First I sell him small fishhook. Then I sell him medium fishhook. Then I sell him large fishhook. Then I sell him new fishing rod and some fishing gear. Then I ask him where he's going fishing and he said down on the coast, so I told him he'll be needing a boat, so we went down to the boating department and I sell him twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to our automotive department and sell him that 4X4 Blazer. I then ask him where he'll be staying, and since he had no accommodation, I took him to camping department and sell him one of those new igloo 6 sleeper camper tents. Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about a $100 worth of groceries and two cases of beer. The boss said: "You're not serious? A guy came in here to buy a fishhook and you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck and a tent?" Gujju says: "No Sir, actually he came in to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I said: Well, your weekend's stuffed, you might just as well go fishing." well what do u think ladies!?:tongue
Patel is a gujju-bai, no offence meant to anyone, please ! Patel is a Gujju-bhai. Patel was bragging to his boss one day," You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.” "Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Patel how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Patel and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Patel! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Patel's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Patel that he thinks Patel's knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Patel says." President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Patel says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Patel on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Patel , what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up." Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Patel who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his boss replies."Sure!" says Patel . "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time." So off they fly to Rome. Patel and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Patel says," This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Patel emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Patel returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss' side, Patel asks him, " What happened?" His boss looks up and says, I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Patel ?!" Howzzaatt? Love & regards, Chithra.
Chitra, Idhu koncha too much arikku! Gujju bhai are really Smart and get by know...i do have Gujju friends , who are wonderful, helpful beings...and i do love their dhoklas...ummmm, yummy......now why do i think of food when i interact with you and that too in a jokes forum...well now u know why i will never reduce!
its three much... Hi sudha & Chitra, so, you guys are on a gujju trip??? good ones.. sudha, with delicious recipes around (thanks to our C), who wants to diet???
hi chitra this is even more greater... hai chitra, this is even more greater...grt u made me split....keep it up...regards sunkan
