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One liners - Skype, Gtalk etc

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by shaluiyer, Dec 23, 2009.

  1. shaluiyer

    shaluiyer New IL'ite

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    Morning Ladies,


    How about sharing some interesting and funny one liners here ? I am always on the quest for the best one liners and I have the habit of changing it very often in my Skype and Google talk.
    Please pour in your words too.....:bowdown

    1. I am not USELESS, just that I am being USED - LESS

    2. When life givens you lemons, ask for tequila and salt

    3. I'm Never wrong. I once thought I was wrong , turns out, I was mistaken

    4. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance .... Baffle Them With Bull**** !!

    5. I am STRONG enough to walk away , but BROKEN enough to look back

    6. Don't live your life in "What was...." or "What will be........"
    Live life in "What is ......."

    7. Never love your company, Love your Job. You never know when your company will stop loving you.

    8. AGREEMENTS get your better results than ARGUMENTS

    9. FAITH MAKES ALL THINGS POSSIBLE, LOVE MAKE ALL THINGS EASY..

    10. "Be a good son to ur parents;
    Be a good husband to ur wife and
    Be a good father to ur child , and
    that would make you a good friend to me " -AR RAHMAN


    Ladies these are few of my favourite quotes. If you have read this already ,..... then please forgive me for repeating :oops: the same.
     
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  2. skavithajaya

    skavithajaya Senior IL'ite

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    Hi shalu,

    This is my current caption in Gtalk Computer Typing dedicated to my mom.

    "I believe in LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT, Bcos I have loved my mother ever since i opened my eyes..luv u ma"
     
  3. shaluiyer

    shaluiyer New IL'ite

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    Kavitha

    It shows how much you love your ma.. :hatsoff

    Do share the ones that you liked the most.


    CheersBow

    Shaluiyer
     
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    The caption about mother is so nice.

    Thanks for sharing


    Sugi
     
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    skavithajaya Senior IL'ite

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    skavithajaya Senior IL'ite

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    <meta http-equiv="CONTENT-TYPE" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><title></title><meta name="GENERATOR" content="OpenOffice.org 2.4 (Win32)"><style type="text/css"> <!-- @page { size: 8.5in 11in; margin: 0.79in } P { margin-bottom: 0.08in } --> </style> Here the second one which i like


    "The hardest thing to do is watch someone you love, love someone else."
     
  7. shaluiyer

    shaluiyer New IL'ite

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    Hey this is good one.

    Here is another one .

    "TO BE HAPPY , DONT EXPECT ANYTHING FROM ANYONE !!!!
    Expectations always HURTS "

    "Excuses are not excused"

    Shaluiyer
     

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