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Nuclear Power

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Moonbeams, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    <TD class=mangi11 width="100%" colSpan=2>A stranger Larry was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
    "Oh, I don't know", said Larry. "How about nuclear power?"
    "OK" she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
    A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. What do you suppose that is?"
    Larry thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
    "Do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know Shi**?"
     
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  2. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hahahahaha..... Good one..
     

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