So you have come to my door Where is my doggy treat Now I will chase you Till you fall to the floor Run mailman, run So you delivered Amazon Prime Cinnamon Buns But you didn't bother to Bring me one Now I will bite your behind I will make you scream I will make you cry Mailman, mailman You see me everyday Mailman, mailman Is it for your bitten behind That you fervently pray You have jumped on your van And I have you surrounded With my doggie clan Now my owner has pulled me away But tomorrow is another day You better bring me a doggy treat Or it is your fat tushie I will eat!!!