Newton's Laws of Love

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  1. Bharathinaidu

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    First law: :rotfl

    A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him, until and unless any external agent(brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.


    Second law: :spin


    The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to his bank balance.


    Third law: :bonk


    The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.


    Universal law: :biglaugh

    Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transfered from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

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    Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end. :thumbsup
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  2. Padmini

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    Laws of Love suit to the present day world. thanks for sharing.
    with love
    pad
     
  3. VRajesh

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    First Law : Why always boys take the Broken Leg and hands ! Poor :(

    Second Law : I have zero balance account, so no worries for me.

    Third Law : Always propose girl inside temple so that you can avoid the sandals.

    Universal Law : Money Transfer takes sometime, but girlfriend transfer will take out lot of pain.
     
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    wah wah wah wah
     
  5. Bharathinaidu

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    Hi Mr. Rajesh liked your response and thanks for replying.

    Regards
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    Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end. :thumbsup
     

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