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Newton's Law

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gsaikripa, Oct 28, 2007.

  1. gsaikripa

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    Law Of Queue:
    If you
    > change
    > queues, the one you have left will start to move
    > faster than the one you are
    > in now.
    >
    > **********
    >
    > LAW OF TELEPHONE : When you dial a wrong number, you
    > never get an engaged
    > one.
    >
    > **********
    >
    > LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become
    > coated with grease, your
    > nose will begin to itch.
    >
    > **********
    >
    > LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will
    > roll to the least
    > accessible corner.
    >
    > **********
    >
    > LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late
    > for work because you
    > had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a
    > flat tire.
    >
    > **********
    >
    > BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water,
    > the telephone rings.
    >
    > **********
    >
    > LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting
    > someone you know increases
    > when you are with someone you don't want to be seen
    > with.
    >
    > **********
    >
    > LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone
    > that a machine won't
    > work, it will!
    >
    > **********
    >
    > LAW OF BIOMECHANICS : The severity of the itch is
    > inversely proportional to
    > the reach.
    >
    > **********
    >
    > THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest
    > from the aisle arrive
    > last.
    >
    > **********
    >
    > LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of
    > hot coffee, your boss
    > will ask you to do something which will last until
    > the coffee is cold.
    >
     
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