Law Of Queue: If you > change > queues, the one you have left will start to move > faster than the one you are > in now. > > ********** > > LAW OF TELEPHONE : When you dial a wrong number, you > never get an engaged > one. > > ********** > > LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become > coated with grease, your > nose will begin to itch. > > ********** > > LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will > roll to the least > accessible corner. > > ********** > > LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late > for work because you > had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a > flat tire. > > ********** > > BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, > the telephone rings. > > ********** > > LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting > someone you know increases > when you are with someone you don't want to be seen > with. > > ********** > > LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone > that a machine won't > work, it will! > > ********** > > LAW OF BIOMECHANICS : The severity of the itch is > inversely proportional to > the reach. > > ********** > > THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest > from the aisle arrive > last. > > ********** > > LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of > hot coffee, your boss > will ask you to do something which will last until > the coffee is cold. >