# Newton's Law

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Law Of Queue:
If you
> change
> queues, the one you have left will start to move
> faster than the one you are
> in now.
>
> **********
>
> LAW OF TELEPHONE : When you dial a wrong number, you
> never get an engaged
> one.
>
> **********
>
> LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become
> coated with grease, your
> nose will begin to itch.
>
> **********
>
> LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will
> roll to the least
> accessible corner.
>
> **********
>
> LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late
> for work because you
> had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a
> flat tire.
>
> **********
>
> BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water,
> the telephone rings.
>
> **********
>
> LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting
> someone you know increases
> when you are with someone you don't want to be seen
> with.
>
> **********
>
> LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone
> that a machine won't
> work, it will!
>
> **********
>
> LAW OF BIOMECHANICS : The severity of the itch is
> inversely proportional to
> the reach.
>
> **********
>
> THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest
> from the aisle arrive
> last.
>
> **********
>
> LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of
> will ask you to do something which will last until
> the coffee is cold.
>