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Newton forgot to state these

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by rajmiarun, Sep 13, 2007.

  1. rajmiarun

    rajmiarun Gold IL'ite

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    newton forgot to state these
    Some Imp Laws Newton Forgot to State...

    Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

    Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

    Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

    Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

    Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

    Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

    LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

    LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work,
    it will!

    LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

    THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

    LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
     
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  2. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    aishu22 Gold IL'ite

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    Hey Rajmi,
    Very True.....Happens all the time...
     
  4. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    It is very true, Rajmi. we are experiencing those, day- to -day in our lives!sriniketan
     
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    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    gr8 laws:2thumbsup:
     
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    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    hi rajmi.

    That is why we discussed this on cheeniya's murphys laws...:mrgreen:
     

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