# Newton forgot to state these

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1. ### rajmiarunGold IL'ite

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newton forgot to state these
Some Imp Laws Newton Forgot to State...

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work,
it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

2. ### puni88ModeratorStaff MemberIL Hall of Fame

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Very true....

3. ### aishu22Gold IL'ite

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Hey Rajmi,
Very True.....Happens all the time...

4. ### SriniketanIL Hall of Fame

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It is very true, Rajmi. we are experiencing those, day- to -day in our lives!sriniketan

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gr8 laws:2thumbsup:

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