New year greetings...........

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  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    A Prayer for the New Year !!!


    By Rabbi Jacob Pressman

    May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist,<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;color:rgb(204,51,204)\"\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"4\"\>Your gastro-enterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your plumber and the IRS.\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;color:rgb(204,51,204)\"\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"4\"\>*\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;color:rgb(204,51,204)\"\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"4\"\>May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall, and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.\n\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;color:rgb(204,51,204)\"\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"4\"\>*\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;color:rgb(204,51,204)\"\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"4\"\>May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere in the rush hour in less than an hour and when you get there may you find a parking space.\u003c/font\>\n\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;color:rgb(204,51,204)\"\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"4\"\>*\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;color:rgb(204,51,204)\"\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"4\"\>May what you see in the mirror delight you and what others see in you delight them.\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;color:rgb(204,51,204)\"\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"4\"\>*\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;color:rgb(204,51,204)\"\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"4\"\>May someone you love enough to forgive your faults, be blind to your blemishes and tell the world about your virtues.\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;color:rgb(204,51,204)\"\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"4\"\>*\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;color:rgb(204,51,204)\"\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"4\"\>May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you finish dinner, and may your checkbook and budget balance and may they include generous amounts for charity.\n\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;color:rgb(204,51,204)\"\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"4\"\>*\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;color:rgb(204,51,204)\"\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"4\"\>May you remember to say I love you at least once a day to your spouse, your child, your parent, but not to your secretary, your nurse, your personal trainer, your masseuse, your hairdresser or your tennis instructor.\n",1]);//--></SCRIPT>
    Your gastro-enterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your plumber and the IRS.

    May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall, and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.

    May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere in the rush hour in less than an hour and when you get there may you find a parking space.

    May what you see in the mirror delight you and what others see in you delight them.

    May someone you love enough to forgive your faults, be blind to your blemishes and tell the world about your virtues.

    May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you finish dinner, and may your checkbook and budget balance and may they include generous amounts for charity.

    May you remember to say I love you at least once a day to your spouse, your child, your parent, but not to your secretary, your nurse, your personal trainer, your masseuse, your hairdresser or your tennis instructor.<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;color:rgb(204,51,204)\"\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"4\"\>*\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;color:rgb(204,51,204)\"\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"4\"\>May we live in a world at peace and the awareness of God's love in every sunset, every flowers unfolding petals, every baby's smile, every lover's kiss and every wonderful, astonishing, miraculous beat of our heart.\n\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;color:rgb(204,51,204)\"\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"4\"\>*\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;color:rgb(204,51,204)\"\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"4\"\>May it be as I wish !!! Lots of luv n luck!!!\u003cbr\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"margin-right:1in\"\>\u003cbr\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" size\u003d\"3\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:12pt\"\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:14pt\"\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/div\>\u003c/div\>\n",0]);D(["ce"]);//--></SCRIPT>

    May we live in a world at peace and the awareness of God's love in every sunset, every flowers unfolding petals, every baby's smile, every lover's kiss and every wonderful, astonishing, miraculous beat of our heart.

    May it be as I wish !!! Lots of luv n luck!!!
     
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  2. daffodil

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    Hi Arunarc,

    Thats such a wonderful one...

    Hope it comes true for one & all in the coming New year.
     
  3. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    You have hope anything is possible Daffodil


     
  4. Saraswathipv

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    I too pray for it to come true..
    Thanx Aruna.....
     

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