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New Supermarket

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Tamildownunder, Feb 21, 2007.

  1. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

    When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay.

    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

    The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

    I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
     
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  2. kanmani

    kanmani Junior IL'ite

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    Hey,

    That's nice to know about the supermarket doing things differently. I have seen shops here spraying water on fresh veggies, but cows mooing and hens clucking sounds different :goodidea: .

    Is this supermarket in Australia? I see your profile and came to know you live there.

    BTW, your username too is very different. What is the meaning behind it 'Tamildownunder'?

    Rgds,
    Kanmani
     
  3. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    Ha ha ha. It is just an imagination for fun. There is no supermarket with cows mowing etc. here in Australia. Yes, I work and live in Melbourne, Australia and the user name means Tamil, that is me Downunder refers to Australia.
     

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