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New genration DIL

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jaishree9, Oct 17, 2007.

  1. jaishree9

    jaishree9 Silver IL'ite

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    New Generation Indian Daughter-in- Law
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    It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in- law arrives in the family, everything changes.
    The new wife (progressive Indian woman of today), was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner.
    As expected she gave a speech, "My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine. "No, I will never do that, never in a million years."
    "What do you mean my child?" asked the father-in-law.
    What I mean dad is (looking at her in-laws)
    Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them.
    Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
    Those who cooked should not stop at my account, and those who used to clean should continue cleaning !!!
    "And what are you here for Bahurani?" enquired the mother-in-law.
    "AS FOR ME, I'M HERE JUST TO ENTERTAIN YOUR SON !!":-D:-D:-D
     
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  2. Anushiv

    Anushiv Senior IL'ite

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    :-D I enjoyed reading this!

    good one! Thanks for sharing!
     
  3. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    Nice one, Jaishree!
    must be careful with the future DIL!:)

    sriniketan
     
  4. devotee

    devotee Senior IL'ite

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    Good one... I enjoyed it...

    -Devotee
     
  5. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Good one...
    But we missed it !!
     
  6. Huma

    Huma Silver IL'ite

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    a very nice joke......
     
  7. Sashmitaa

    Sashmitaa Senior IL'ite

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    good one jaishree

    Lakshmi
     
  8. jaishree9

    jaishree9 Silver IL'ite

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    Hi all
    Thanx for enjoying it
    Jaishree
     
  9. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,

    That is a nice one.... so, you say WIFE = Wonderful Instrument for Entertainment...

    Great...
     
  10. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    Vysan Sir, great explanation for WIFE and do you have anything for HUSBAND too!
    Shanthi, did you read this!:tongue
    sriniketan
     

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