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Never Lie To A Woman!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Aug 15, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

    We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I'v been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

    The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

    The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

    The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

    He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"

    You'll love the answer...

    The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box
     
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    hi Heena,
    that was hilarious! And so very true.
    keep on posting!:2thumbsup:
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    hurray to clever wives,:wink: sunkan
     

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