Never ask grandmas a question

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  1. Monsi

    Monsi Bronze IL'ite

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    Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren't prepared for
    the answer.

    In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness,
    an elderly grandmother to the stand.
    He approached her and asked; "Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?"
    She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you
    since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to
    me.
    You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them
    behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the
    brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit
    paper pusher.
    Yes, I know you."
    The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across
    the room and asked, "Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
    She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was
    a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't
    build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of
    the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three
    different women.
    One of them was your wife. Yes I know him."
    The defense attorney almost died.
    The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice
    said:
    "If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the
    electric chair."

    :mrgreen:
     
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  2. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    :cool2: Hi Monsi,
    That was hilarious!!!!
    :-D Cheers,
    Janani
     
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    sunkan Gold IL'ite

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    MONSI DEAR FROM WHERE DID U GET SUCH A BLOCKBUSTER YAAR:rotfl VOWVOWVOW:boo: WISH COULD HAD WITNESSED THIS ACTUALLY...SUNKAN
     
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    Manjureddy Gold IL'ite

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    Monsi, that was a scream !
    How I love these Grandmas !!!

    manjula:rotfl
     
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    Very good one!:rotfl :rotfl
    Sriniketan
     
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    Very good monsi,I am still laughing.
    regards,
    Meenu
     
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    hahaha......... :lol:
    good one!!!
     
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  8. Meeta

    Meeta Bronze IL'ite

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    Hey Monsi,

    Such a funny one..........still laughing............
    good work...keep posting.
    take care and :wave
     
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    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    this is so good....
     
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