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Never argue with a woman

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sugarnspice, Mar 12, 2008.

  1. sugarnspice

    sugarnspice Bronze IL'ite

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    Never Argue with a Woman


    One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

    Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

    "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
    "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
    "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

    "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
    "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

    MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think
     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahahahhaBig LaughBig Laughvery nice
     
  3. Sumeru

    Sumeru New IL'ite

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    Great....thats a well equipped woman !
     

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