Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai." Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast" Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila dia hai." ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Now you can see what's hidden Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi Qun... Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Santa-Oye!what R U doing? Banta-Recording this baby’s voice. Santa-Why? Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday! Husband: Why?? Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile. But the call goes to another woman. They loved & got married. Moral: an !dea can change ur wife ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wht is similarity between Bill gates n me? Don't know?? He never comes 2 my house and I never go 2 his house EGO PROBLEMS U KNOW... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client with a note "This Bill is one year old" He got his bill bak with a note that read"Happy Birthday!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Santa:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"? FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun. Santa:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ek Aadmi Kabar Pe Baitha Tha ..Musafir Ne Pucha, "Darr Nahi Lagta?" Aadmi- "Darne Ki Kya Baat Hai , Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Thodi Der Bahar Aa Gaya." ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Bin Laden's son was studing in an American school. Teacher asked him, " I have 4 apples, how can I share it among 5 children" He answerd, "KILL ONE" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Waiter gives bill to Sardar Santa:- "Take my card." Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card." Santa:- "So what? U have writen outside "ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...
Dear lavii All jokes ( the hindi jokes I could not make out) in english are very joke, I had a great:rotfl:biglaugh. Thank you dear with love pad
LAVI I ENJOYED READING YOUR JOKES ESPECIALLY THE HINDI ONE AND ENGLISH ONES THANK YOU FOR KEEPING US IN GOOD MOOD:biglaugh
