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naughty naughty

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by lavii, Jan 29, 2010.

  1. lavii

    lavii Gold IL'ite

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    Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."

    Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast"

    Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila dia
    hai."
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    Now you can see what's hidden
    Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar
    Nikala

    Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

    Qun...

    Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

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    Santa-Oye!what R U doing?

    Banta-Recording this baby’s voice.

    Santa-Why?

    Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this

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    Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!

    Husband: Why??

    Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!

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    A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.

    But the call goes to another woman.

    They loved & got married.

    Moral: an !dea can change ur wife
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    Wht is similarity between Bill gates n me?

    Don't know??

    He never comes 2 my house and I never go 2 his house

    EGO PROBLEMS U KNOW...

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    A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client with a note "This Bill is one year old"

    He got his bill bak with a note that read"Happy Birthday!"

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    Santa:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?

    FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.

    Santa:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..

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    Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

    Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

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    Ek Aadmi Kabar Pe Baitha Tha ..Musafir Ne Pucha, "Darr Nahi Lagta?"

    Aadmi- "Darne Ki Kya Baat Hai , Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Thodi Der Bahar Aa Gaya."

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    Bin Laden's son was studing in an American school.

    Teacher asked him, " I have 4 apples, how can I share it among 5 children"

    He answerd, "KILL ONE"
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    Waiter gives bill to Sardar

    Santa:- "Take my card."

    Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."

    Santa:- "So what? U have writen outside

    "ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...

     
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  2. Padmini

    Padmini IL Hall of Fame

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    Dear lavii
    All jokes ( the hindi jokes I could not make out) in english are very joke, I had a great:rotfl:biglaugh. Thank you dear
    with love
    pad


     
  3. lavii

    lavii Gold IL'ite

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    Padmini
    thank you for replying
    nice to see you enjoy them
     
  4. malligashivaram

    malligashivaram Gold IL'ite

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    LAVI I ENJOYED READING YOUR JOKES ESPECIALLY THE HINDI ONE AND ENGLISH ONES THANK YOU FOR KEEPING US IN GOOD MOOD:biglaugh
     
  5. sujanags

    sujanags Gold IL'ite

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    Very nice...I liked that beggar joke who gifted "How to cook".
     
  6. lavii

    lavii Gold IL'ite

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    malligashivaram & sujanags
    thanks for the replies
    great to know you liked them:bonk
     
  7. chatkara_tasty

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    haa haa good one :thumbsup
     

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