My next life..............

This is something funny and crazy, Did any of us think life backward?????????
Not me atleast............

My Next Life

I want to live my next life backwards!

You start out dead ​

and get that out of the way
right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home ​

feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home​

for being too healthy, you spend several​

years enjoying your retirement​

and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work, ​

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you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or so, getting younger ​

every day until pretty soon you're​

too young to work.

So then, you go to high school:​

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play sports, date,
drink, and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid again. You go to elementary school, play, ​

and have no responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping ​

you happy.

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: ​

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central heating, room service on tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.​

I rest my case.​