My next life..............

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  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    This is something funny and crazy, Did any of us think life backward?????????
    Not me atleast............

    My Next Life

    I want to live my next life backwards!

    You start out dead
    and get that out of the way
    right off the bat.

    Then, you wake up in a nursing home
    feeling better every day.

    When you are kicked out of the home
    for being too healthy, you spend several
    years enjoying your retirement
    and collecting benefit checks.

    When you start work,
    you get a gold watch on your first day.

    You work 40 years or so, getting younger
    every day until pretty soon you're
    too young to work.

    So then, you go to high school:
    play sports, date,
    drink, and party.

    As you get even younger, you become a kid again. You go to elementary school, play,
    and have no responsibilities.

    In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping
    you happy.

    You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions:
    central heating, room service on tap.

    Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
    I rest my case.
     
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  2. dsrini

    dsrini Bronze IL'ite

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    :cool2::cool2::boo:
     
  3. revathy45

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    Interesting thought,
    love,
    Revathy
     
  4. Moonbeams

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    It was a brilliant thought...Must b a brilliant mind.....
     

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