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my kind of GAL

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by uns, Sep 19, 2007.

  1. uns

    uns New IL'ite

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    *MY KIND OF GAL*

    *Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait painted by a well
    known artist.

    She told the artist, "Paint me with one-carat diamond earrings, a
    large 2 carat diamond ring with baguetes...glimmering emerald
    bracelets and a beautiful red ruby pendant."

    "But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those things".

    I know" said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good and my husband
    is having an affair with his secretary. When I die, I'm sure he will
    marry her, and I want the bitch to go nuts looking for the jewelry."*
     
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  2. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    hi,

    Good one...
     
  3. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    good one.:2thumbsup:
     
  5. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,

    That was a good revenge...... hahahahah

    Veda
     

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