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My DS wins an argument (as usual)

Discussion in 'Snippets of Life (Non-Fiction)' started by mstrue, May 26, 2010.

  1. mstrue

    mstrue New IL'ite

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    It is Fieldtrip day at school. DS is very excited.
    I pack a disposable snack - a bunch of grapes and a bottle of juice.
    Then we walk through the usual DOs and DON'Ts - be with the group, be safe, eat your snack..

    DS interrupts.
    "Amma, if, I say IF, which means it probably will not happen - if I do not feel hungry or thirsty during the field trip, I will not eat the snacks, which will not be true because remember I said, IF? "

    Mommy goes, "My dear DS, if, which means it probably will not happen - if you do not eat the snacks, I will get really really mad, which is going to be true"

    My DS is least intimidated. shakehead

    He says, "Well then you better not blame me. I cannot inform hunger or thrist to be on time"

    Do they teach law at school?! :hide:
     
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  2. natpudan

    natpudan Gold IL'ite

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    Hello MST.....

    The whole episode started because it was not an eatable but only a disposable snack. Disposables are never to be eaten - your DS is smart. :thumbsup

    How can he eat the snacks that will not be true & truly made to be disposed by true?

    If he did eat the disposable, he will get mad & that will be true....
     
  3. mstrue

    mstrue New IL'ite

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    :rotflNN.. You got me there.

    PS: You too go to any law school?! :spin
    And, My God, how many 'true's! :bowdown
     
  4. rajalakshmigopal

    rajalakshmigopal Gold IL'ite

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    DS is a smart guy to handle such a brilliant (read cranky) mom!!:rotfl

    Your conversations with DS are really too good to read!!

    Thanks for the share:thumbsup
     
  5. Spiderman1

    Spiderman1 Gold IL'ite

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    Your DS is smart. Kudumbathil yaaravathu irukka vendaama?
    Hugs to DS.
     
  6. kAlyaniShAnti

    kAlyaniShAnti IL Hall of Fame

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    Thoroughly enjoyed the episode !!!! :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
     
  7. Spiderman1

    Spiderman1 Gold IL'ite

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    LOL! I know mstrue knows I'm pulling the leg, but just in case others think I'm crossing the line, I was just pulling the parents' legs.
     

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