Must read for Every Man and Ofcourse Woman

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  1. krishnaamma

    krishnaamma Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Must Read for Every Man and of course Woman (to understand man)

    If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a man,

    and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it!

    "One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river,

    his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked,

    "Why are you crying?"

    The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the

    axe to make his living.

    The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this

    your axe?" the Lord asked.

    The woodcutter replied, "No."

    The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?"

    the Lord asked.

    Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

    The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?"

    the Lord asked.

    The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

    The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to

    keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

    Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the

    riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord

    again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

    "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

    The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this

    your wife?" the Lord asked.

    "Yes," cried the woodcutter.

    The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

    The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.

    You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with

    CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my

    wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.

    Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so

    THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."

    The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and

    honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

    That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE ARE HONORABLE MEN!":mrgreen:
     
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  2. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Smart Woodcutter and Great Post, Krishnamma.
     
  3. vivbass

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    :mrgreen: nice one
     
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