Murphy's Law!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ankita_chitnis, Jul 19, 2006.

  1. ankita_chitnis

    ankita_chitnis Bronze IL'ite

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    Do we already have a thread on Murphy's law? Didn't see it, so here I start one....

    Law of Mechanical Repair:
    After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch.

    Law of the Workshop:
    Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

    Law of Probability:
    The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity
    of your act.

    Law of the Telephone:
    When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

    Law of the Alibi:
    If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

    Variation Law:
    If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)

    Bath Theorem:
    When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

    Law of Close Encounters:
    The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

    Law of the Result:
    When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

    Law of Biomechanics:
    The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

    Theatre Rule:
    At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

    Law of Coffee:
    As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

    Murphy's Law of Lockers:
    If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

    Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
    The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

    Law of Location:
    No matter where you go, there you are.

    Law of Logical Argument:
    Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

    Brown's Law:
    If the shoe fits, it's really ugly.

    Oliver's Law:
    A closed mouth gathers no feet.

    Wilson's Law:
    As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

  2. Kamla

    Kamla IL Hall of Fame

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    A super good one!

    How about this?

    As soon as you read a great snippet on IL and want to forward it, you bet you will get the forward in your mail!!!

    Ha ha, nice one Ankita.

    L, Kamla
  3. sudhavnarasimhan

    sudhavnarasimhan Silver IL'ite

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    Great one Ankita! Have not recd this as fwd till problem will satrt the circularion....ha ha!

    thanks for sharing,
  4. gowry

    gowry New IL'ite

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    some more laws

    How about these.

    Low of Commonality
    The commonality of worst things and best things is both happen when you least expected.

    Low of Life
    If you are reading (or hearing someone reading) this then you must be alive.


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