Mumbai/Navi Mumbai Express - Chalo! Chalo!!

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    Kaam Ho Gaya


    NMMC Website


    Do you recollect, I had mentioned here about the outdated informations in NMMC Website. Hey, that is a story of the past. Log in to the site and you will find all the contacts updated.
    Kaun boltha hain media mein dham nahin
     
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    Chalo Milkar Duva Maange


    Mahaan Atma


    78 years old Tarabhai Chovatia is practicing Santhara for the past 11 days. She has stopped eating any food and taking her medicines. She is not terminally ill but has decided to take moksha by fasting.
    Santhara is considered to be the highest form of penance in the jains. It is adopted by informing the family and the Jain Community. Santhara is not allowed for a person if he is suffering from any kind of illness.
     
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    Abhi Se Cheating Kabhi Nahin
    Tariff Card at Octroi Nakas

    A Tariff Card is to be issued very soon to tighten the loop holes created by octroi evaders. CCTV and Digital Cameras will also capture the photographs of the vehicles that pass through these nakas.
    Saalon se Octroi Agent ne iss loop hole he madhyam se kamaya aur apna name se bungalow, gaadi or khethi bhi juda liya.. Khair, aage se aisa nahin hoga.. iska kaisa yakeen Karen.. Radha behen, bararbar Pakadke rakhna.. bahaut challaak cheez hain yeah Octroi Agents..
     
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    Mashaa Allah!!!


    1.5 Crore Per Episode


    Akshay Khanna will host the show “Fear Factor” soon to be aried on Sony. His price is more than SRK and Salmaan. Shana Billa nikla… hum tho SRK ko superstar samjh rehe the…
     
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    Kya Aapne Raaste Ka Daak Box Check Kiya


    Surprise!!!


    Thieves have found a new way to escape from the eyes of the policemen. They rob wallets and pull the Credit Cards, ATM Cards, Debit Cards, Passports and Licences drop them in the nearest letter box which is found in the corners of the road. This will keep the police at bay. Having these cards may tempt them to use them and there is possibility of them being traced.

    Chor ho tho aisa… Humara Mumbai / Navi Mumbai Express mein iske liye koi jagah nahin. Hum sab uski khoob pitayi khar dhenge. Kya…
     
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    POTOBA DHONDI HAWALDAR NAHIN CHAHIYE


    No More Pot-Bellied Policemen


    Cops who do not meet fitness criteria may face penal action, scrapping in incentives and also suspension.
    I totally agree with the statutory orders. I pity the rolly polly tummy struggling to jet out of the tightened belt.


    Sahi Hain na… zaldi kokum sherbet ho jaaye.
     
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    Theatres Bandh Rahega…


    34 Theatres and Multiplexes will not be allowed to screen movies for the 2 to 8 days as they did not follow the mandatory rule that they should show Marathi films in the past three years. None of the 34 theatres and multiplexes screened any Marathi films and are now in trouble.
     
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    Unity is Power

    The Juhu Citizen’s Welfare Group has developed around 4 acres of land in to a garden. The garden runs one km parallel to the beach. Painted tyres and wooden logs are used as seaters and the garden has variety of plants. Isn’t this a strong example of Unity is Power….
    Wah Kya baath Hain!!!
     
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    Dil Dukhane Wala Khabar
    Shut down of Marathi Libraries

    Out of 29 libraries run by the Mumbai Marathi Granth Sangrahalaya 11 have shut down in the last two years. There are not enough members or books to sustain them. 8 more of them are on the verge of closing down.
     
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    Doctor Ho Ke Marriz Ka Ilaaz nahin Karthe Hain!!


    No Doctors in the Hospital!!


    State Government has asked the dean of all medical colleges to sack the resident doctors from duty if they do not report to duty as they have entered in to a strike for the second day paralyzing the hospital and putting the patients in a black hole. The agitation is due to the slash of seats in post-graduate courses on the directions of the Medical Council of India.
     
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