Mumbai/Navi Mumbai Express - Chalo! Chalo!!

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    Yeh khabar zham gaya


    State-Of-The-Art Toilets


    MMRDA will construct 30,000 state-of-the-art modern toilets and will be free of cost for the users. The project of constructing these swanky toilets is supposed to complete by2008. There will be separate toilets for children, handicapped citizens, women and senior citizens. Oh! Yes! These toilets will have bathroom facilities too.

    Sunke dil khus hua… Ek Vada Pav, lasoon chatni marke and ek cutting bhi la re.
     
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    Rula dene Wali Khabar


    Aayi Holi aur de gayi gham,

    Few of the Mumbaikars who went ahead ignoring all the warnings of the season to play holi with toxic colours are fighting a battle with life trying to save their skin and eyes. Few have got rashes on the skin and many have also incurred irrepariable eye damages. Some were innocent victims of balloons aimed at them resulting in swollen and damaged eyes.

    Holi mein pehle jaisa maza nahin raha…
     
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    Hee heee I like that haathi wallah kahawat...

    Thanks


     
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    Wah Ustaad Wah

    License Kidhar Hain Bhai!!

    When traffic hawaldar popularly called as “Mamu” in Mumbai ki bhasha confiscates a driver’s license, the driver does not bother to pay the fine and retrieve the license, but apply for a duplicate one. Duplicate licenses are also purchased from touts submitting the photocopy of the original license. There is nothing illegal in issuing a duplicate license says RTO.

    Aapku ka Mumbai mein “Mamu” bhi pheeka pad jatha hain..

    Aapka apna Mumbai / Navi Mumbai Express… Ek lamba glass bharke Kokum Sherbet la re…
     
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    Welcome to Mumbai / Navi Mumbai Express


    Aam Ka Khabar


    Rains hit belts of Ratnagir and Sindhudurg which are the growing belts of mango. The unseasonal rains have damaged the crops and the result is city will get 25% less supply of mangoes.
    We were thinking of adding “Aam Ras” to the menu.. lets wait and watch…

    Ek Misal Pav and thanda chaas..
     
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    Khush Khabar


    Temple in Kopar Khairane, Navi Mumbai


    Construction of temples for Mahalaxmi and Maharaj Agrasen is proposed to be constructed at a land near D’Mart at Kopar Khairane, Navi Mumbai by Navi Mumbai Samiti of Agroha Vikas Trust. The temple complex will have a courtyard and accommodation for visiting Mahatmas. The temple would be completed in phases in four years time. The divine idol will be sculpted in Rajasthan.




    Kokum Sherbet laa re.Mata ki Krupa Hain!!
     
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    Dhakaa Denewala Khabar


    Abhi Kya Karne Kaa?


    Constructions of buildings on the private forest land of 120 acres Bhandup, Mulund, Borivli, Thane and Dahisar are found to be irregular. One Lakh flat owners who have paid for approx 75,000 flats are in perplex.

    Soch Samajh ke flat lene kya.. Kitna baar bola hain sab paper dekhne kaa, barabar hain ki nahin…
     
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    Finger on Lips – Teachers… Kya Khabar Hain !!


    Penalising Talkative Teachers


    Teachers of Fatima High School, Ghatkopar are warned not to chat on the school corridors, not to interact with each other with personal conversations even during recess hours, such conversations should be initiated only after taking persmission from Supervisors. Teachers have suddenly found themselves in a prison like situation.
     
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    Dil Ko Choo Denewala Khabar

    Bhagwat Saptah for Pooch


    A couple in Ghatkopar are holding a “Bhagwat Saptah” for their beloved pooch who lived with them for 10 years. The couple was issueless and treated “Sonu’ the pooch as their own daughter. Jumbo is son of Sonu lives with them. Bhagwat Saptah is held in the memory of deceased humans. Sonu was not less than any human for this couple, a meager Rs. 50,000 has been shelled out for the Saptah.

    Isse kehte hain mamta….
     
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    Hurray! Hurray!!


    Mansarovar Station – Navi Mumbai


    After years of plead, the Mansarovar Staion was constructed between Khanghar and Khandeshwar in Navi Mumbai and is all set for the first train to halt here today at 5.00 p.m. Mansarovar Station would be a boon to all commuters who travel by bus without an alternate choice till date. It was a real pitied city to see them trying to board a bus which was already packed by the time it reaches their stop. Thousands of residents would sigh a loud relief today and would thank their stars for the plea to be finally heard.

    Kya bath hain.. aaj tho hum sab khush hain… chalo kokum sherbet ho jaaye. Waise bhi Mumbai mein garmi chaa gaayi hain…

    Aapka apna Mumbai / Navi Mumbai Express.. khabron ka silsila zaari rahega…
     

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