Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon inTexas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States. When praying, don't give God instructions, just report for duty
Hi Aruna, I read this as I was about to start my day at the office. Made me smile and cheered me up a great deal. By the way, what's cooking today??? I have to get home tonight to get a 7 course meal ready.. I have some special guests coming. Now this is when I wish I was in India and may be had a cook to help me out. I have left an apron out for my hubby - hopeflly he'll get the hint!! Chao
Hahahaha that is cool ya giving hubby a hint. Yes it is during such time we do miss India as we get servants to wind up with everything.:-D Don't mind can give you a hand. Enjoy your meal let me know tomorrow how it was?????????//
