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Morden medicine.................

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Arunarc, Oct 31, 2007.

  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
    surgeries they had performed.

    One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon inTexas. A concert pianist
    lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later
    he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

    One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms
    and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a
    gold medal in field events in the Olympics."The third surgeon said,
    "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on
    cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80
    miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a
    cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States.


    When praying, don't give God instructions, just report for duty
     
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  2. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    hahahahahahhaha.......:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
     
  3. Reenae

    Reenae Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi Aruna,

    I read this as I was about to start my day at the office. Made me smile and cheered me up a great deal.

    By the way, what's cooking today??? I have to get home tonight to get a 7 course meal ready.. I have some special guests coming. Now this is when I wish I was in India and may be had a cook to help me out. I have left an apron out for my hubby - hopeflly he'll get the hint!!

    Chao
     
  4. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hahahaha that is cool ya giving hubby a hint. Yes it is during such time we do miss India as we get servants to wind up with everything.:-D Don't mind can give you a hand.
    Enjoy your meal let me know tomorrow how it was?????????//


     

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