Moral for all of us!!!!!!!!!! good one

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    There is this Fisherman, Let's call him Vishy (rhymes with Fishy).
    Vishy goes out fishing each morning,
    casts his net and gathers his catch and sells them in the market and makes a living out of it.
    On one occasion he gets up too early and sleep eludes him.
    So he decides to go fishing any way it's too dark to go fishing,
    so he strolls by the Bank of the River and waits for the Sun to appear he stumbles upon a sack.

    This sack is a bit heavy and there were some pebbles in it Now,
    when u have a river and a sack of pebbles and a lot of time to kill,
    the logical thing to do is to throw the pebbles into the river.

    Vishy did just the same.
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    as high as possible, make the pebbles bounce as many times an possible.....

    Now with just one stone remaining,
    the sun rose the stone in his hand began to glow as well damn!
    The stone was a diamond!!!!

    That's when he realized that all those pebbles
    he had thrown away were actually Precious Stones!!!
    End of Story!

    Moral is ...
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    Well atleast by luck he had one Diamond in his hand...So it was worth waking up early...Really a good moral......
     
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    some thing is better than nothing,hehehehehebonk
     
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    Aruna Madam,
    where is the river, exact location please. I luv diamonds.

    Cheers
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    Parramatta river and Sydney harbour are near for you dear can give a try there.:queen
    Just kidding............
    that was a nice fb of urs


     
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    Ha ha ha....

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    Oh..oh... appadiyaa.... Parramatta river - ku enakkea route solluringa...

    Actually Aruna, I actually thought it might be the Nile river near you.

    Hello Saraswathi, here in Aus we don't have torch. Behind technology. Still hurricane vilakku thaan.

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    Haiyo..Arivaali :idea:queen:bowdown:hatsoff....Thrishti suthi potukonga.... :rotfl:):lol:
     
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    Hello veera ma'am....Aruna ma'am doesn't know tamil...She will be blinking reading your first line...Hahaha...Come down to India...y r u still in dat village then??? To uplift it??? :) Good Good....
     
  10. Meenaneelakantan

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    Hi Aruna ma'am

    A very good moral....You can be awarded Nobel Prize also...Keep sharing such ones...I ll recommend you for this year's Nobel Prize...Alfred Nobel was my uncle only:mrgreen:..
     

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