Moms Will Be Moms!

*Issac Newton's mother:*
"But did you wash the apple before eating it?"

*Archimedes's mother:*
"Didn't you have any shame running naked in the street from bath to home? ...and, WHO is this girl Eureka???”

*Thomas Edison's mother:*
"Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed !!!"

*Abraham Lincoln's mother:*
"Now that you have become President for heaven's sake get rid of that shabby tailcoat and stovepipe hat and buy yourself a decent outfit."

*James Watt's mother:*
"If you just keep watching that damn lid lifting and dropping, rice will be burnt. Turn off the stove now."

*Graham Bell's mother:*
"You have installed this new silly thing in the house alright, but I do not want girls calling you at odd hours."

*Galileo Galilei's mother:*
"What use is seeing that goddamn moon with your telescope if it does not help me to see my mother in Milano."

*Samuel Morse's mother:*
"Make sure your school report card doesn't have only dashes and dots.”

*Mona Lisa's mother:*
"After all that money your father and I spent on your braces, is that the best smile you can give us ?"

*Christopher Columbus’ mother:*
"I don't care what you were busy discovering and where, you could still have dropped a two line letter !"