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Modern day Love letter

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gsaikripa, Nov 5, 2007.

  1. gsaikripa

    gsaikripa Gold IL'ite

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    Modern Day love letter

    My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) , after
    WIPRO (Applying Thought) so much ,I dare to say that
    You are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) and my AIWA (Pure
    passion). I always BPL (Believe in the best) and you
    are SANSUI (Better than the best). You are DOMINO'S
    PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a
    COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh ) feeling for me.


    I want you to be my life partner but I think you are
    worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ
    CALIBER (The Unshakable) and my father who is CEAT
    (Born Tough) but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON
    (The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are
    KELVINATORS (The Coolest ones).


    If they say no, we will run away and marry and PHILIPS
    (Let's Make Things Better). They will feel MIRINDA
    (Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA
    COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye). For our marriage SAMSUNG
    DIGITALL (Everyone's Invited) and after marriage we'll
    be WHIRLPOOL (U and ME - The World's best homemakers)


    Trust in God who's always NOKIA (Connecting people)
    who love each other. And we are WILLS (Made for each
    other) . Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song
    of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (Real
    taste of life) , SATYAM ONLINE (Fun, Fast, Easy )
    and PARX (Always Comfortable) . So never forget me.


    Ok (Nahene ka nnaya soap)


    I wrote little but PEPSI (Yeh dil mange more). HAHAHAHAH ME TO DIL MANGE MORE...
     
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  2. priyauc

    priyauc Bronze IL'ite

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    good one...:hiya
     
  3. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hahahaha good one , good comparision love with machines but from where did the dairy milk come from suddenly in the middle...........
     
  4. Sashmitaa

    Sashmitaa Senior IL'ite

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    good one

    Lakshmi
     

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