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MINDBLOWING: Punch Dialogues in English

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Anuprasan23, Mar 6, 2010.

  1. Anuprasan23

    Anuprasan23 New IL'ite

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    MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English



    1) You can study and get any certificates. But you cannot get your death certificate.

    2) You may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when you
    Sneeze you will say HUTCH.

    3 ) You can become an engineer if You study in
    engineering college. You cannot become a president if
    You study in Presidency College.

    4 ) You can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... You
    cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop.

    5) A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a
    software engineer cannot become a software.

    6 ) You can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world
    in world cup.

    7) You can find keys in Keyboard but you cannot find mother in motherboard.


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  2. ganges

    ganges Gold IL'ite

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    dear anuprasan

    that was nice. thanks for sharing

    I tried to make something like that. but oh......

    ganges
     
  3. kainaath

    kainaath Senior IL'ite

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    hi anu...
    nice post... indeed, english is a funny language, like why do we still call it a building when it is already build...
    things to ponder upon

    regards
    kainaath
     

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