MINDBLOWING: Punch Dialogues in English

MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English



1) You can study and get any certificates. But you cannot get your death certificate.

2) You may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when you
Sneeze you will say HUTCH.

3 ) You can become an engineer if You study in
engineering college. You cannot become a president if
You study in Presidency College.

4 ) You can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... You
cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop.

5) A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a
software engineer cannot become a software.

6 ) You can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world
in world cup.

7) You can find keys in Keyboard but you cannot find mother in motherboard.


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