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Men n Women

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Arunarc, Nov 14, 2007.

  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Dear all this is just a joke so enjoy it, please do not feel bad
    TWO WOMEN TALKING:
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    Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

    Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave
    me the mirror. I
    mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?


    Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut
    like that, but I
    think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with
    this stuff I
    think.


    Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is
    adorable. And you could
    easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look
    so cute I think. I
    was actually going to do that except that I was afraid
    it would accent
    my long neck.


    Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your
    neck! Anything to
    take attention away from these football player
    shoulders of mine.
    Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love
    to have your
    shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean,
    look at my arms,
    see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I
    could get clothes to
    fit me so much easier.

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    NOW TWO MEN TALKING
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    Man 1: Haircut?

    Man 2: Yeah.
     
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  2. So Sure

    So Sure Senior IL'ite

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    Much ado about nothing, eh?
    Good one!

    Regards,
    Sharada
     
  3. priya_k11

    priya_k11 New IL'ite

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    That is called making polite conversations :)

     
  4. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hi Priya
    Wecome to Indusladies
     
  5. lahy15

    lahy15 Silver IL'ite

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    Big Laughnice conversation ... suni ...
     

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