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Men and Women

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by orion80, Apr 30, 2010.

  1. orion80

    orion80 Platinum IL'ite

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    Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night. The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriend’s and none of them confirm that.

    Men: A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them!

    Conclusion of the story: Men are better friends!
     
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  2. orion80

    orion80 Platinum IL'ite

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    New wife duties

    Three men were sitting together recounting how they had given their new wives duties.

    The first man had married a woman from Albania and boasted that he had told his wife she must do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

    The second man had married a woman from Korea. He said he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results but the next day it was better. By the third day his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man had married a punjabi girl. He said that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day the didn't see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye :rotfl
     
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    orion80 Platinum IL'ite

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    Five rulez for men

    Five rulez for men to follow for a happy life..

    1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, Cleanes up & has a job
    2. It's important to have a woman , who can make you laugh
    3. It's important to have a women ,who you can trust and doesn't lie to you
    4. It's important to have a women , who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
    And last but not the least..

    5. It's very very important that these four woman do not know each other [​IMG]

    Signed,

    Tiger Woods
     
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    sandh IL Hall of Fame

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    Re: Five rulez for men

    hai lakshmi very nice jokes i liked the first one and third one very much.sandhya
     

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