Meaningful questions Why is the place in a stadium where you SIT, called a STAND ? Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN, but nobody wants to DIE !! Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess, As the WHITE always moves FIRST. We have FREEDOM of SPEECH, Then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS ? If money doesn't grow on TREES, then why do banks have BRANCHES ? Why doesn't GLUE stick to its BOTTLE ? ☺Why do you still call it BUILDING, when its already BUILT ? If its true that we all are here to HELP others, What are others HERE for ? If you aren't supposed to DRINK and DRIVE, Why do bars have PARKING lots ? If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt, Where Did All The Money Go..? When Dog Food is 'New With Improved Taste', Who Tastes It ? If The "Black Box" Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane Crash, Why Isn't The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff ? Who Copyrighted The Copyright Symbol ? Can You Cry Under Water ? Why Do People Say "You've Been Working Like A Dog", When Dogs Just Sit Around All Day ?? We all are Living in a seriously funny world. So, laugh often !!