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Me and My Moksh

Discussion in 'Snippets of Life (Non-Fiction)' started by shivachoubey, Feb 3, 2010.

  1. shivachoubey

    shivachoubey IL Hall of Fame

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    I understand that death is final but sometimes late at night when I lay in bed surrounded by darkness, I wonder where I will go after I die. No matter what logic I apply I cannot simply see myself disappearing and my awareness just becoming null.

    Sometimes I get panic attacks, what to my horror if I discover that heaven is just being with saints and praying all day long, oh no please god have mercy on me (and yes I conveniently ignore the fact that hell might also await me).

    And because I don’t believe that my consciousness will ever disappear I believe in the concept of re birth. I want to come back again on this earth, to have a size zero figure, to wear all the lovely short dresses, to just plainly enjoy myself. I see this happening over and over again all through the eternity.

    I also think that once a person die god must be promoting that person to some level (if she has behaved herself properly during this lifetime).

    The way we have in Induladies, New ILite (1 rebirth ), Junior ILite(3 rebirths), Senior ILite(more than 5 rebirths) and so on. Probably one day I will be promoted to be a moderator where I manage few humans on earth directly (wow). I guess this must be the way god maintains the traffic above and below, constantly sending people down so that they can evolve further and then getting them up again for managing living beings below. There must be continuous bacthes being processed on daily basis.

    If moksh is absolute nullness of mind then I don’t want it. But if moksha is getting up late, having all three meals served at hand, eating as much as I desire without adding an inch, wearing good short dresses, partying all night long, gossiping, getting to see my favorite tv serials broadcasted on earth and most importantly a high speed unlimited internet connection, then I am ready for it. God I swear I will behave if this is the kind of moksh you guarantee to give me.

    As for my husband there is no way out. If I am taking a re birth so will he. I simply need this easy going convenient man through the eternity.Its very difficult to get hold of someone like him and now that I have I have laid my hands on him, he is all mine for keeps. I have told him this too, that if I choose to come back and party again so will he.
    I don’t care for my husband’s moksh, he is simply tied to me forevre. There is no point for his cribbing, come on, even he will get to stay in bed late and have all three meals served and all the goodies that my moksh will give. What else he needs in life???

    I finally close my eyes and go back to sleep relaxed that I am not disappearing in oblivion and am already living in a miniature version of a moksh in this lifetime.
     
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  2. amihere

    amihere Platinum IL'ite

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    Shiva dear, your blog is really hilariuos especially the part that if you choose to your DH too have to take the path of rebirth.
    And yeah who wont need the moksh you love to have, the mere thought of being size1(size 0 is a bit too much for me:hide:) and getting pamepred
    from head to toe, gorging on all the kind of food on earth without adding on piles of lovehandles just give me a demo of moksh I am gonna get.
    This is why great Lord has created dreams, if not for them I dont know what a living hell the earth would be:bonk
     
  3. shivachoubey

    shivachoubey IL Hall of Fame

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    Dear Ami,

    Rightly said. If we try to see then moksh is right here in our lives that we live. To each and everyone the definition of moksh is different. I will compromise with size 1 too :)
     
  4. Soldier

    Soldier Gold IL'ite

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    Believe me it is sheer coincidence that day before yesterday, I was mentioning to my daughter why do people sometimes say, enough of this janma. I should attain moksha and should not have rebirth to go through sufferings on earth. I said, people also say that being born as a woman and undergo hardships through various stages of life - to hell with it. No rebirth as a girl.

    Left to me, though I agree that it is only that we the females have to undergo so many ordeals, i would ask a boon from God and give me a rebirth as a girl. I would love to enjoy this place again.

    I stopped with this and did not go beyond. DH not interested in discussing such things so did not involve him into this.

    I do not know why this thought of rebirth as female occured to me suddenly. Earlier I was literally praying to God that next janm I should be born as a male so that every year I am able to undertake a pilgrimage to Sabarimala.

    So heres wishing u all the best for ur rebirth and the same partnership!!!!

    If we r blessed shall meet u again next birth probably in IL too!!!!!!!!!!!:rotfl
     
  5. shivachoubey

    shivachoubey IL Hall of Fame

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    Dear Soldier,

    Thanx for reading my post. You bet we will surely meet on Indusladies in next birth too. Indusladies is a must have in my moksh :).

    On serious note, I would also love to come back as a woman. I could never relate to being a man and feel blessed to be a woman.

    In this lifetime and surely in the next it will always be a pleasure to meet you.
     
  6. Tubelight

    Tubelight Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi Shiva
    That was a hilarious take on Moksha ! Now that I think of it, your model of Moksha definitely sounds more seductive than the traditional one. Surely, getting stuck for eternity in a big cloud with one dozen meditating saints and a few winged angels spinning around with stringed instruments seems as bad as sitting through Art Movies forever.

    OOOh ! What woudn't I give to sit around in pretty dresses, getting pampered and waited upon 24x7 ! (Hey, do you think Paris Hilton has already attained Moksha ?:biggrin2: )
    I am in Soldier's camp. I want to be a woman in all janams and well, yes, I guess I will wish for this same man as husband forever too. I have got used to him and can't dream of taking on unknown angels .

    Loved this.:thumbsup
     
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    Dear Tubelight,

    I am mediating on the serious point whether paris hilton has attained moksha or not. But I would love to have all her money and her figure minus her fame and her attitude.

    As for the winged angles, tubelight cross my heart, I wouldn't mind as long as they are dancing around me and they belong to the opposite gender :)

    Seems I have one more person to meet on indualdies in a woman's avatar in my next birth.

    Thanx for reading my post and Congrats for winning the Cheerleader Contest.
     
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    Shiva,
    The kind of moksha you described is the one i drool over too.Well , if its a package offer with DH included , i don't have anything else to ask.
    A big no from me for rebirth offer .Still negotiating with God about it ofcos:biglaugh
    Enjoyed your post.
     
  9. shivachoubey

    shivachoubey IL Hall of Fame

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    Dear Viji,

    Thanx for reading. If you don't like rebirths no problem, I am sure you will be made a super moderator. Enjoy your Moksha in this lifetime and beyond.
     
  10. Ammukutty

    Ammukutty Bronze IL'ite

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    Dear Shiva,
    That was hilarious!You wont believe I too have similar thoughts.If I get Moksh my fellow beings will be sympathising like "Oh poor soul she deserves atleast Moksha for all she has been through:biglaugh
    What is the fun in that?
    I have already made deal with DH-buy one get one free:crazy(whether its re-birth,hell/moksh)

    Enjoyed your writing:thumbsup

    ammu
     

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