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ME and MY BOSS

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by vinoran, Jun 27, 2007.

  1. vinoran

    vinoran Bronze IL'ite

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    @""""@
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    (#)howru(#)
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    ME and MY BOSS


    When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,

    When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough

    When I don't do it, I am lazy,

    When my boss does not do it, he is busy,

    When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,

    When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,

    When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,

    When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,

    When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.

    When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

    When I am out of the office, I am wandering around.

    When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.

    When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.

    When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

    When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview

    When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked

    When I do good, my boss never remembers,

    When I do wrong, he never forgets:bangcomp:

     
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  2. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    VEry true.
    I agree with you,
    Punitha
     
  3. Anushiv

    Anushiv Senior IL'ite

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    Very true! this 'boss'can also be replaced for M-L:wink:
     
  4. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hi Anu,
    I am with your statement.
    It is very TRUE.

    ~Punitha
     
  5. padmamadhavan

    padmamadhavan New IL'ite

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    Yes ofcourse..............
     
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