Masala Dosa and the Way of Life

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  1. asharao

    asharao Senior IL'ite

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    Thought it's an interesting forward.Wanted to share with you all.ENJOY!!:rotfl

    How r u eating ur masala dosa?

    There are many ways to eat a masala dosa .What ever the way one eats;
    there is a very good reason for doing that. It shows some traits of the
    person that is you...

    Case 1: People who open the masala dosa and eat it: These are the people
    who are very open about their life. Everyone one the persons friends
    would know all about him/her. I have generally seen guys do this rather
    than girls. Some people think that it is a gross way of eating but in
    truth, these people are just portraying who they are and how their life

    Case 2: People who start from both end and approach the masala later:
    These are the people who like to wait for the exiting things to come to
    their life. Sadly when the times comes, they are not too interested or
    just do not know how to enjoy it to the fullest. These are the folks who
    just want life as either dry or exiting. They just do not know how to
    phase their life and enjoy it no matter what. There are two types of
    people within this group

    Case 2.1: People who do not finish all the masala: These folks just do
    not care as much for the fun times as they are already brought down by
    the harsh reality of life. The dry periods in their life has left them
    with so much scars that they do not want to be really happy when the
    time is right. They just take only as much as they needed and end their
    life. A very sorry state indeed.

    Case 2.2: People who finish all the masala with the little dosa they
    have: These are the folks who just are the extremes. They just go all
    out in life. No matter it is dark or bright. They may not enjoy life to
    the fullest but they sure make sure that they get every single good and
    bad thing out of life. Sometimes these folks are really hard to get
    along with. They are either your best friends or your worst enemies.
    They do not have a middle path at all.

    Case 3: People who start from the middle and proceed to both ends: These
    are the people who like to get right to what they think is their best
    part of life. Usually these guys finish of the good portions in a hurry
    and get stuck with nothing but worst parts of their life. The thing to
    note among these people is that the tendency to burn out very early in
    their life. Like the above case, there are two kinds of people in this
    group too.

    Case 3.1: People who do not finish the dosa: These folks are really the
    saddest of people. They are the ones who tend to end their life as soon
    as it hits the bad patch. For them, they only need and want the best
    things in life and nothing more. Typically, they are not prepared or
    tuned to life as a whole. They just want to enjoy from first till last.
    Sadly, no one in the world can live without even an ounce of sadness in
    life. Not even the richest of the richest. But to self destruct at the
    mere sign of distress is very bad. That is what these guys tend to do.
    Some learn to live life but most of them do not.

    Case 3.1: People who do finish the dosa: These folks are the typical
    human beings. We all enjoy the greatest of times in life and push the
    sad parts thinking about the great times in life. Typically the plate is
    clean and nothing is left for fate or in life. Happiness and sadness are
    part of life and these guys know that and are kind of prepared for it.
    Life is not always happy but there are moments of happiness here and

    Case 4: People who eat the dosa making sure that the masala lasts for
    the whole dosa: These people are very rare. These are the people who
    like to attain balance in their life. It is hard to displease these
    people and it is hard to make them really happy. They like their balance
    and are very protective of it. Sadly these are the people who tend to be
    lonely as anyone else may upset the balance of their system.
    Perfectionist to the core and are very careful. These guys do not make
    the best company but are needed in any group to make the group from
    going hay wire.

    Case 5: People who do not share and eat the dosa as if it is precious:
    These folks are very protective about their life. They do not want
    anyone to come and interfere in their life. They like to hide their true
    nature and intensions for their benefit. Beware of such people as they
    are in every group for their own need and nothing else.

    Case 6: People who offer their first bite to others: These guys are
    overly friendly. They do anything to be part of a group and make
    everyone feel like the group is important than the individuals. They are
    the glue that holds any group together. They are very friendly and bring
    the best of all the others in the group. They go out of their way to
    help other friends. Most groups should have a person like this and they
    are the ones who plan the group outings and other group activities. Once
    this person is out of the group, typically the group slowly falls apart.

    Case 7: People who take one or two bites and then offer the dosa to
    others: These guys care about friends and friendship but they take their
    time to get into the group. They take their time in making friends and
    they typically are very committed once into the friendship. These guys
    like to always be in the side lines and typically do not jump into
    anything in life. They always take their time to analyze the situation
    and then make a decision. These guys take the better safe than sorry

    Case 8: People who wait for others to make the offer first: Typical
    people I must say. They are unsure about everything. Even if they wanted
    to offer, they will wait till the other person offers the food first. If
    the other person is silent, so are these people. They are the followers.
    They do terrific idea, they will pitch it to someone else and get their
    advice before proceeding. Sadly, most of the elderly world like these
    types of people.

    Case 9: People who offer dosa only when they cannot finish it on their
    own: You all may be familiar with these kinds of people. People who are
    very generous only when all their needs are fulfilled. These folks are
    selfish but at the same time not misers or greedy. They just want to
    satisfy themselves before they give it to the world. They typically do
    not stuff themselves nor do they tend to starve. They are very good
    people who would give you the best of advices in life. They would make
    sure that you are not sad following their advice.

    Case 10: People who offer the whole dosa and eat from others plates:
    These folks are other extreme. They know what they want, they get what
    they want but they cannot enjoy what they want. Instead they tend to
    settle for other things in life which satisfies the needs but does not
    satisfy the person completely. These guys are termed as born losers
    cause even when they have the thing they wanted, they can't stop others
    from stealing it from them.

    So next time you sit with a person eating a masala dosa, look closely
    and see if he falls into one of the above categories. You may be
    surprised as how much it reveals about the person

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  2. rajmiarun

    rajmiarun Gold IL'ite

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    Dear friend,
    This I have already posted in IL. Kindly check for it before posting.

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