marriage story

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by enjoylife, Feb 11, 2008.

  1. enjoylife

    enjoylife New IL'ite

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    Before Marriage - - -

    Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

    Girl: Do you want me to leave?

    Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.

    Girl: Do you love me?

    Boy: Of course! Over and over!

    Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

    Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?

    Girl: Will you kiss me?

    Boy: Every chance I get!

    Girl: Will you hit me?

    Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

    Girl: Can I trust you?

    Boy: Yes.

    Girl: Darling!

    After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top
     
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    Big LaughBig LaughBig LaughBig Laughbonkbonkbonk
     
  3. Paulina

    Paulina Moderator Staff Member Platinum IL'ite

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    Hi ! enjoylife!

    That really was hilarious!

    Surely its not bad all the time after marriage is it? Come, come !

    There are bad days ,worse days and horrible days too for all ..but they do blow over

    don't they and we do go back to those pre- marriage scenario don't we ?

    PAULINABig Laugh
     
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    that;s a funny one!
    sash
     
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    Ha ha...it was excellent. Thank you for the good laugh.
     
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    ha..aahaaBig LaughBig Laugh very funny to read!
     
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    :wow Too funny :banana
     
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    Big LaughBig Laugh:crazy,very true
     
  10. krishnaamma

    krishnaamma Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Dear enjoylife,

    :wowIt is tooooooooooooo good to laugh.Big Laugh you must have posted this in the jokes forum.:cool2: So that many people would have enjoyed like us.:banana
     

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