Marriage Humour

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    [FONT=times new roman,helvetica]Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life[/FONT]
    [FONT=times new roman,helvetica] sentence.

    Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet
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    [FONT=times new roman,helvetica] music is over, the strings are attached.

    Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is
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    [FONT=times new roman,helvetica] an institution for the blind.

    Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his
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    [FONT=times new roman,helvetica] Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters[/FONT]
     
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