Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman ------------------------------<wbr>------------------------------<wbr>------------ There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it ------------------------------<wbr>------------------------------<wbr>------------ Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Women"? Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir. ------------------------------<wbr>------------------------------<wbr>------------ The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything "and the book is titled: "What Woman Want!" ------------------------------<wbr>------------------------------<wbr>------------ A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND ------------------------------<wbr>------------------------------<wbr>------------ Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste good anytime. Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice ------------------------------<wbr>------------------------------<wbr>------------ Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. ------------------------------<wbr>------------------------------<wbr>------------ Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! ------------------------------<wbr>------------------------------<wbr>------------ Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence ------------------------------<wbr>------------------------------<wbr>------------ What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other! ------------------------------<wbr>------------------------------<wbr>------------ Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." Kanta : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!" ------------------------------<wbr>------------------------------<wbr>------------ Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get! ------------------------------<wbr>------------------------- The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, "I've found a man just like father!" Mother replied, "So what do u want from me, sympathy?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? Answer : On their Wedding !! ============ ========= ========= ========= =========