Marriage - Fact & Fiction (Humor)

Fiction:




Marriages are made in heaven
Wedding, the single most important event in a human being’s life
The holy union of two souls with
With God as the witness
Not just the two souls but two families join together in an unbreakable bond
The blushing bride, the proud groom, the elated parents, the playful friends, the well- wishers and more
So many emotions surfacing that day, emotions that cannot be captured in a prose
The few months leading to wedding, magical
The event on hand, joyous
The future, colorful and promising
Unforgettable memories will be made today and a promise of lifetime of more memories to cherish
The I will turn in to a We
I will not be alone from now on
With every step I take you will be with me to love and support me
We will experience togetherness, we will be happy, we will face sorrows together
The sorrows of life will be more manageable with you by my side
Every day will be fun, getting to know you would be like revealing a sweet mystery
Today I take a huge step in my life


Fact:

Marriages are made in heaven
If they are made in heaven how come the wedding takes place on earth?
Because there is no pain and suffering in heaven, married life leads to misery and to experience misery one has to get married on earth.

Wedding, the single most important event in a human being’s life
After the wedding his and her life will not be the same so yes it is the single most important event – earthquakes, floods, etc. are important events, important events are not always a good thing.

The holy union of two souls with
Holy – the catch phrase used to keep couples together forever, if the union was unholy the groom would run away from the altar

With God as the witness
God wants to make sure you get what you deserve, so if you are getting married you have accumulated bad karma this life or previous life, God it there to deliver justice.

The blushing bride, the proud groom, the elated parents, the playful friends, the well- wishers and more
Bridegroom’s parents are happy they found a sacrificial lamb, groom’s parents are there to laugh at bride’s parent’s ignorance, they think the groom is suitable. The rest are there for free food.

So many emotions surfacing that day, emotions that cannot be captured in a prose
The few months leading to wedding, deceiving
The event on hand, Beginning of the end
The future, bleak
Unforgettable memories will be made today and a promise of lifetime of more memories to cherish
Cherish this day as you will not be happy for the rest of your life


The I will turn in to a We – Oh Great!!!

I will not be alone from now on – I want to be alone, leave me alone for just a moment

With every step I take you are there to tell me I am doing it wrong

We will experience togetherness, we will be happy, we will face sorrows together
The sorrows of life will be more manageable with you by my side

We have experienced a lot – it is mostly sorrow and you are the cause of all my sorrows

Every day will be fun, getting to know you would be like revealing a sweet mystery
Oh how I wish I had run away from the honeymoon itself, one week of knowing you was enough, yet like a fool I stuck around

Today I take a huge step in my life
Today I take the final step in the three ring circus called marriage
Engagement Ring followed by The Wedding Ring leading to a lifetime of
Suffer-Ring

 

Dear Sriveda : Thanks! Glad you liked that line, this is of course in humor, in real life marriage is not bad at all