Marriage Commandments!

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  1. sugarnspice

    sugarnspice Bronze IL'ite

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    Marriage commandments

    Commandment 1.
    Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are
    thunder and lightning.
    Commandment 2.
    If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention
    to every word you say; talk in your sleep.
    Commandment 3.
    Marriage is grand — and divorce is at least 100 grand!
    Commandment 4.
    Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the
    man speaks and the woman listens.
    In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
    In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
    Commandment 5.
    When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure
    of one thing:
    Either the car is new or the wife is.
    Commandment 6.
    Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
    The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
    Commandment 7.
    Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
    something you say.
    After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
    Commandment 8.
    Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical,
    and a good cook.
    But the law allows only one wife.
    Commandment 9.
    Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wife
    treats husband like toxic waste.
    Commandment 10.
    A man is incomplete until he is married.
    After that, he is finished..
     
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  2. roopadadia

    roopadadia Silver IL'ite

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    HAHAHAHA...Good one.
     
  3. Sumeru

    Sumeru New IL'ite

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    Another good one on marriages !
     
  4. honeyj

    honeyj Senior IL'ite

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    Thanks for sharing........

    very nice hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa

    thanks
     
  5. revathy45

    revathy45 Bronze IL'ite

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    Good One!!!
    Revathy.
     
  6. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    I like the 9th one most.....Big LaughBig Laugh
     

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