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    hi all, i saw this cute joke about marketing n juz forwarding it for fun..hope 2 see a smile from u....

    A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:


    1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

    I am very rich. Marry me! - That's Direct Marketing



    2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

    One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:

    He's very rich. Marry him. - That's Advertising



    3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get

    her telephone number. The next day, you call and say:

    Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me. - That's Telemarketing



    4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.

    You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and

    pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her,

    pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:
    By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me? - That's Public Relations



    5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.

    She walks up to you and says:

    You are very rich! Can you marry me? - That's Brand Recognition



    6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

    I am very rich. Marry me! She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

    That's Customer Feedback



    7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

    I am very rich. Marry me! And she introduces you to her husband.

    That's demand and supply gap



    8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before

    you say anything, another person come and tell her:

    I'm rich. Will you marry me? and she goes with him -

    That's competition eating into your market share



    9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

    You go up to her and before you say:

    I'm rich, Marry me! Your wife arrives. -

    That's restriction from entering new markets
     
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