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Marketing

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by manjumnair, Sep 8, 2007.

  1. manjumnair

    manjumnair Silver IL'ite

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    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
    and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
    That's Direct Marketing.

    You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
    gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
    pointing at you says, "He's very rich.Marry him."
    That's Advertising.


    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
    and get her telephone number. The next day you call
    and say, "Hi,I'm very rich.Marry me."
    That's Telemarketing.

    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up
    and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
    her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her
    bag after she drops it, offer her aride, and then say,
    "By the way, I'm very rich.Will you marry me?"
    That's Public Relations.

    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks
    up to you and says, "You are very rich.."
    That's Brand Recognition.

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
    and say, "I'm rich.Marry me" She gives you a nice hard
    slap on your face.
    That's Customer Feedback !!!!!

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
    and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!" And she introduces
    you to her husband
    That's Demand and supply gap.


    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
    and before you say, "I am very rich.Marry me!" she
    turns her face towards you ------------ she is your
    wife !
    That's competition eating into your market share
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  2. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi

    Good One....

    On the lighter side of it...... I have not seen any Georgeous Lady in the party.....
    Pls let me know which party it is....

    Veda
     
  3. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Very good one, but why should men have all the fun????? He eeeee...... Hhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa
    Enjoyed it.
     

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